Good Argument. Unfortunately: Your Mum

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
12u3ie
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love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

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”Listen up, Stranger. Since you already stumbled in here, there is a few things you should know. First of all, this is a lawless land. There is no algorithm, and there are no ways to control which posts get traction. They do, or they don’t. Second, we do not do well with influencers here. You can try, but you won’t last long. They never do. Third, no one trusts a stranger who hides behind a default icon and only watches from afar. We have dealt with those before, and it did cost us. If you want to gain trust, talk to and support your fellas, and they will eventually return the favour. Finally, we like real fights in here. This is not a place of where you get unalived. This is a place where you die.”

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12u3ie
onetwothreemany

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

freedomisscaryshit

Also, when you finally turn your phone back on, make sure you are alone or can otherwise midigate the sound. Because it WILL go off the second you turn your phone back on.

Please be safe 💜

eroticcannibal

I dont know if this will go as badly as the UK test did, but the advice for at risk people DID NOT WORK for us, many people had their phones go off despite turning off the relevant settings and turning off their phones despite assurances that turning off your phone would be enough to prevent the alert.

I would highly suggest that you do not leave room for technical errors and that you store secret phones in a safe location where it cannot be heard, maybe with a friend or loved one that you can trust. Or perhaps go out with your phone to a public place.

12u3ie
blessyouhawkeye

i love hearing what lines from film/tv people quote with their family all the time because they’re always niche and forgettable to everyone but that specific family

blessyouhawkeye

wait i’m curious reblog this with the lines you quote with your family, mine are “shut that gate” from withnail and i and “i’m not gonna eat dirt” from fantastic mr fox

fun fact about my family: we quote monty python and the holy grail so often that when i was old enough to watch the movie the first time i already knew every single word. the only reason i watched the movie was to learn the order and see the visuals also shout out to 'i reject your reality and institute my own' witch i grew up thinking was a regular saying but found out threw sao abridged was from a movie lol oh and 'have fun storming the castle' is somthing my dad says anytime anyone leaves the room
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hundredsofsmallbirds

call me zedaph the way i am using the scientific method for nefarious purposes

hundredsofsmallbirds

call me zedaph the way i am lifting animals into the air and putting them somewhere else

hundredsofsmallbirds

call me zedaph the way im swapping with hotties

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call me zedaph the way my boundless imagination both confuses and delights my friends and loved ones

hundredsofsmallbirds

call me zedaph the way something is very fucking wrong with me